Australian Slang
"A few sausages short of a Barbecue"-someone who is not very intelligent.
"As cunning as a shit house rat"-a sly person.
"As game as Ned Kelly"-a bold and adventurous person.
"As scarce as hen’s teeth"-something rare.
"As slow as a wet week"-a non-motivated person.
"Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick"-description of something good.
"Blood is thicker than water, but so too is soup"-don't necessarily trust relatives.
"Don’t pray for rain-dam it" Use your sense.
"Don’t pee on my back and tell me its raining"-I'm awake up to you.
"Don’t come the raw prawn with me mate"-stop telling me lies.
"Keep your eyes to the sunlight and you’ll never see the shadows"-stay positive.
"Got you by the short and curlies"-you're in a difficult position.
"May your chooks (hens) turn into emus and kick your dunny door down"-wishing someone bad luck.
"Laughter’s often like the boogie man-both hide in odd places"-advice.
"The rough end of a pineapple"-you've been cheated.
"The best way to help the poor is not to become one of them"-get to work.
"Unnecessary guilt is luggage too heavy to carry"-forget the past.
"Why compare yourself to others knowing you were precision built"-advice to a self-conscience person.
"Yesterday I was a rumour, today I’m a legend, tomorrow I‘ll be history"-enjoy life.
"You would last as long as a fart in a blizzard"-ambitions exceed abilities.
"A fish is more valuable swimming in the sea maintaining the integrity of oceanic eco-systems than it is on anyone's plate." Paul Franklin Watson (born December 2, 1950) is a Canadian-American conservation and environmental activist, who founded the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, an anti-poaching and direct action group focused on marine conservation activism.